Rating:

Review

Believe it or not kids, there was once a day when porn was not a mouse click away. Back in those days, we had to find other ways to see boobs, and horror films provided that opportunity. I remember the joys seeing “The Hunger” for the first time, that sexy section of video took some wear and tear I can tell you. So why this relevant? “Werewolf Woman” is basically a softcore porn film masquerading as a horror. The film starts off with a naked woman dancing around a fire before she turns into a werewolf and kills some people.

Flash forward to the “modern” day where distant relative Daniella Neseri (Annik Borel), having been recently raped, now makes an emotional connection to her family’s past before going on a killing spree which includes a lot of the biting out of men’s’ throats. She does not actually turn into a were-wolf; she just acts like one. She is, however, cured when she falls in love with a stuntman. They run along sandy beaches and they laugh and blah blah blah as he jumps through windows and crashes burning motorcycles. Fortunately, before it turns into the prequel to The Notebook, she is raped by three men and her boyfriend is killed. This sets her off again and she ends up in an asylum – typical. This is campy 70’s horror with bright red blood and loads of pointless nudity. Best of all, it’s based on a true story, but any similarities between anyone living or dead is apparently purely coincidental.

Reason to Watch

Porn is pretty easy to get hold of these days, so the number one reason to see this film is out. So my vote goes for the story. Seeing grown women running around, naked, biting out people’s throats is just plain super.

Context

This is a typical 70′s exploitation-horror film staple of Rino Di Silvestro, whose other films included “The Erotic Dreams of Cleopatra”, “Sex Slayer,” and “Love and Death in a Women’s Prison.” The nudity goes beyond what would have been seen in English language horror films and was even dubbed a “video nasty” and banned in the UK.

Most memorable quote(s)

“I saw you making love with Fabin. It was obscene, disgusting, but you liked it.” “Daniella, did you see that fall? Wasn’t it gay!”

What you need to get through this movie

I suggest watching this movie like a teenager from the 80′s. That means a box of tissues and the video remote control so you can fast forward the boring medical stuff.

Trivia

Annik Borel (also in “Blood Orgy of the She Devils”) made two more movies before she quit acting never to be seen again. The film was marketed under several titles including “Daughter of a Werewolf,” “Naked Werewolf Woman,” “Terror of the She Wolf,” and bizarrely in America, “The Wolf Man.” It was also selected by Quentin Tarantino for the First Annual Quentin Tarantino Film Fest in Austin, Texas in 1996. Tarantino had actually never seen the picture before he screened it. He loved it so much that all subsequent Film Fests had a surprise movie added to the end of each all-nighter known as the “Wolf Woman” selection; defined as an outrageous exploitation film sure to wake up the audience. “Wolf Women” selections over the years have included “The Blood Spattered Bride” and “Mighty Peking Man.”

Educational Content

1. Trained stuntmen can fall off buildings, fly through windows, but can’t take a chair to the back.
2. You are going to be at least as crazy your ancestors.
3. Avoid nude women in the woods.
4. Don’t make a she-wolf give you a blowjob.
5. She-wolves have really hairy boobs.
6. Stunt men can’t resist jumping through windows to impress the ladies.

Justification for Rating

This film was a lot of fun, although I could have done with less nudity and more wolf, but I guess the costume and make-up department blew their load on the opening sequence. It’s a great tale of revenge, the wicked are punished and the only victim is everyone else.

Clip

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFM06dzGxCM

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Jane Fonda – Barbarella

Yeah, I know. It’s Jane Fonda. Jane Fonda’s Workout Jane Fonda. But in 1968, Jane Fonda was Barbarella, and Barbarella was hot, traipsing about in her skin-tight swimsuit costumes all about outer space. Grrr!

Clip

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwNEnh9uaM

Linda Harrison – Planet of the Apes

First, she’s next-to-naked. Second, she never speaks. Third, she’s just plain hot. And if you don’t think so, you’re obviously a god damned dirty ape.

Clip

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8flBBNWEiMA

Gisele Lindley – Forbidden Zone

She’s only wearing her panties in throughout the entire movie. Hell, she could be butt-ugly, but I don’t know. One just gets drawn into the fact that there is a blonde running around all over the damn place dressed only in panties and… nope, only panties.

Clip

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W7gB9AMfec

Kou Shibasaki – Battle Royale

I know a lot of the Quentin Tarantino fanboys were distracted by the fact that a 16-year-old Chiaki Kuriyama was in Battle Royale, but for my money, future J-Pop star Kou Shibasaki takes the cake as the sexy, cold-hearted Mitsuko Souma.

Clip

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMkN1KMXk6w

Tura Satana – Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

Okay, so I haven’t actually seen this movie, yet, but I do know that Russ Meyer and I have the same taste in women: large-breasted Asian Amazons. Then again, who doesn’t?

Clip

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaUwi2W26pg

Angelina Jolie – Cyborg 2

This is Angelina Jolie before she was Angelina Jolie. Before she was anorexic. And slightly before she bared-it-all in Gia. But damn it, she was still hot, as long as you forget that if you concentrate really hard, she looks just like her father, Jon Voight. Which is really creepy.

Clip

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHpcG-aH_II

Phoebe Legere – The Toxic Avenger Part II

Blonde and bubbly, Phoebe Legere certainly didn’t have enough screen time in this Toxie flick. Even though she later went on to be married by Hunter S. Thompson to a champion bull (look it up), Legere was the perfect compliment to Toxie’s absolute disgustingness.

Clip

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMd44JdWuOc

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