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Fan Review of The Brain That Wouldn’t Die

CultFlicks — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 16:00:01 +0000

www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5zzO2w6jnI

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Review

The was the weirdest film captivating everything from emotion downloads and overloads, love, hate, murder, early Scifi, and everything in between. If you like old weird stuff that is actually pretty good to watch, than you’ll like this movie. It’s one that you’ll put on and start cleaning your house, go walk your dog, or fall asleep. It has the potential, very little potential, to keep you awake with its boring story line and awful antics. It does have areas that make you laugh due to how corny things were done so long ago, but who knows – this was probably a really scary movie during our parents (maybe even our grandparents) day.

Reason to Watch

The only reason to watch this movie is because you can’t turn your TV off and you are bound to a chair. It is a complete waste of time and horrible for the mind, soul, and body. Don’t risk it people!

Context

This movie was made before I was born. It really shows what type of movies was being produced in 1962. Thank God that we have better technology now because I don’t know how people during that era stood it.

Most memorable quote(s)

The best line from the film is when Bill said:”Heu2019s already dead! I canu2019t do any harm!”. Now that’s charming.

What you need to get through this movie

The only way I made it through this movie was because I was tired and wouldn’t get up to change the channel. You got to be drunk, high, tied to a chair, or plain lazy (like me) not to be able to change the channel.

Trivia

I can’t think of anything to compare this movie to beside the junk in my trunk! Guess you can’t guess what’s in there?

Educational Content

The only educational aspect of this film is what doctors should not do and what thy should say. This also applies to women. Men beware – you never know what a woman will do even if you save her life. Even better, “Even a dead woman can’t keep her mouth shut!” You heard it.

Justification for Rating

I gave this a 2.5 rating. .5 for being stupid, .5 for funny horror, .5 for making me hungry, and 1 point for putting me to sleep. Nothing like a stupid movie to make you sleep through the night.

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Fan Review of The Child Molester (Part 2)

CultFlicks — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 06:44:24 +0000

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l_S9VTe-CU

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Reason to Watch

Its really a good movie I’m sure that who will watch this movie will enjoy this there are many critical points from where you can learn a lot

Context

Its is created in 1964 and its i created in the context of vampire movie.

Most memorable quote(s)

All the lines are the best written.

What you need to get through this movie

I personally feel that it is a good source of being entertained.

Trivia

A sexual predator,who enjoys preying on young girls is on the loose.Two innocent kids are led away by a stranger who has candy.They are taken to a secluded area.When one of the kids manages to escape the stranger says “come with me or I’ll kill you now!” when the stranger finds the other kid.The other girl with the stranger breaks free,while the other kid yells “save yourself!”.The ending of this short is horrifying.We see very graphic footage of two murdered girls,who were battered to death.It’s real and not for the easily offended.”The Child Molester” was filmed in Mansfield,Ohio.The name of the child killer was Gerald Ray Howell.The film was produced by the Highway Safety Foundation in 1964 and it’s too disturbing for little children to watch.It works as a warning,though!

Educational Content

There is much much informative and one can lean a lot from this movie.

Justification for Rating

Well i would like to give this 4 out of five beaus i personally like this movie.

Fan Review of The Child Molester (Part 1)

Fan Review of Atom Age Vampire

CultFlicks — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 03:29:21 +0000

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To read an explanation of how we came across such bad reviews for such bad movies, click here.
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“The film Atom Age Vampir also known as “”Seddok, l’erede di Satana”" was released on 19th August 1960.This film goes around a lady who is a singer/dancer. Unfortunately one day she meets an accident.As a result she looses her beautiful appearance. Later a doctor looks after her and give her a good look this whole process involves many horrible scenes.To give her a good appearance the doctor will give her additional treatments using glands taken from murdered women.

These scenes are somewhat horrible to watch.In this period,she fells in love with him.The film has a somewhat low quality and poorly directed. This film is a mixture of horror and fiction. This is one of the horror movies released in the year 1960.”

Reason to Watch

Some of the scenes in the movie are poorly directed but still the story is interesting.The doctor’s action is pretty good. The doctor’s ability to turn out as a monster is really surprising. But during all this process the doctor cares her a lot and determines himself to do anything to bring Stripper Jeannette Morineau a good appearance.This is really a good thing but that caring seems to be out of bounds in some scenes. The horror was also depicted neatly ,the people who like to watch horror movies can watch this.The method of his treatment caused many people to think in a different way.

Context

It was released on 19th August 1960, at Italy. This was the most horrible movies of the year 1960

Most memorable quote(s)

“They Want Your Blood … Now!” is the unforgettable quote from the film.

What you need to get through this movie

One should be courageous to watch this movie as there are many horror scenes. When the doctor directly transplants neck glands from other women it is really terrible to watch and the audience should have guts to watch such horrible scenes.

Trivia

This film is thought provoking and worth watching. This film looks good with good with horrible debugging.The doctor’s method of treatment is interesting and at the same time horrible to watch. But his caring attitude towards the lady to get her a good appearance is good.

Educational Content

The doctor’s treatment is really interesting and thought provoking. This movie should be watched by the people who want to do things differently and more creatively.

Justification for Rating

Though some scenes are of poor quality the direction went good in some of the important scenes. Some scenes are thrilling until the suspense break out. All the actors did best of their part to make the movie successful.

Fan Review of The Brain That Wouldn’t Die

The Definitive Top Ten Halloween Movies

Casey — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 04:23:38 +0000

Rocky Horror Picture Show

One of the greatest bad movies of bad movies, the cult film of cult films, Rocky has lived on in the hearts and minds of the alienated, marginalized, and gay youth of each generation since its 1975 debut. The Picture Show has become a right of passage for those who will one day become fans of the cult movie, the bizarre musical, and eventually, possibly, even sex. Of all cult movies, no other has a following quite like the sexually confused, camp-horror followers of the late night, double feature picture show. There is nothing quite like seeing a 200-lb Janet, complete with white underwear, dancing and singing in front of two-hundred overly-Zima’d virgins – if you have never been to a modern screening of Rocky, go. Go now. Take a camera – and a change of underwear – it will be the scariest Halloween experience you’ve ever had.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdu7xoHU9DA

Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! What, no ghost with the most? I guess cirrhosis will kill even the hardiest of cult movies. Tim Burton’s ability to turn almost anything he touches into something not only instantly cultish, but also beautiful, is a testament to his sick fascination with bad science fiction films and terrible horror movies. Beetlejuice is enduring, which I think is partly due to the use of Belafonte island dance numbers in a comedy movie made “in-the-style-of” a horror film, and partly because even the bad guy seems like someone you would want to share a bottle of bourbon with. Not only is Beetlejuice great to have on as background noise at your Halloween party, but it is also something with which you can kick-start your kid’s education in cult movies.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUqtC1oiztw

Halloween

For God’s sake, it’s called Halloween, a no-brainer for a Halloween list maker. Anyway, Halloween is not just a convenient title for selling theatre seats in October, but it was also the film that created the teen babysitter slasher cliché. Now clichés are spawned from actual memorable moments, and John Carpenter’s low budget masterpiece has become a part of Americana. Jamie Lee Curtis being terrorized by Nick Castle (the same guy who directed Dennis the Menace and Major Payne – VERY scary) in an expressionless white mask created a template for future slasher films. If you’ve ever wondered where the camera angles and female stereotypes of Friday the 13th and A Nightmare on Elm Street came from, look no further – but be aware, the opening credits are terrible.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GavVnUPpOjo

Night of the Living Dead

This 1968 George A. Romero über-classic cult film makes lethargic, brain hungry, stiff, undead, Reagan-loving nursing home rejects the scariest predators a small town in broke-ass PA has ever seen. I, personally, love zombie movies, and what better than one of the originals? But there is something that always bothers me about the whole zombie genre: they just don’t seem that tough. You would think that even decrepit old Stephen Hawking and pansy Andy Dick could fight at lest 60 or 70 of them, let alone a home full of adults including a black man (and we’re not talking black man like Sammy Davis, Jr; I mean like lock up your white women because you know if they go black they really aren’t going back, black man).

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mkKfUNiXRI

A Nightmare on Elm Street

Before Johnny Depp was swashbuckling his way into another awful Jerry Bruckheimer movie, he was dodging his way from child killer and winner of the 1984 Captain Grody Face Award. Freddy Kruger, one part wolverine, one part Edward Scissorhands (no Johnny Depp pun intended), and much like Helen Keller, is a hero to all psychotic serial killing burn victims. I think the premise of this movie should be well known to all of us so I will give you a little tip on how to make this movie really scary. I like to pop a hand full of melatonin and wash it down with a nice glass of warm milk and pray to God that I don’t crap myself.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4JwoAg0jnA

The 7 Hottest Girls of Cult Cinema

Casey — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 01:57:26 +0000

Jane Fonda – Barbarella

Yeah, I know. It’s Jane Fonda. Jane Fonda’s Workout Jane Fonda. But in 1968, Jane Fonda was Barbarella, and Barbarella was hot, traipsing about in her skin-tight swimsuit costumes all about outer space. Grrr!

Clip

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwNEnh9uaM

Linda Harrison – Planet of the Apes

First, she’s next-to-naked. Second, she never speaks. Third, she’s just plain hot. And if you don’t think so, you’re obviously a god damned dirty ape.

Clip

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8flBBNWEiMA

Gisele Lindley – Forbidden Zone

She’s only wearing her panties in throughout the entire movie. Hell, she could be butt-ugly, but I don’t know. One just gets drawn into the fact that there is a blonde running around all over the damn place dressed only in panties and… nope, only panties.

Clip

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W7gB9AMfec

Kou Shibasaki – Battle Royale

I know a lot of the Quentin Tarantino fanboys were distracted by the fact that a 16-year-old Chiaki Kuriyama was in Battle Royale, but for my money, future J-Pop star Kou Shibasaki takes the cake as the sexy, cold-hearted Mitsuko Souma.

Clip

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMkN1KMXk6w

Tura Satana – Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

Okay, so I haven’t actually seen this movie, yet, but I do know that Russ Meyer and I have the same taste in women: large-breasted Asian Amazons. Then again, who doesn’t?

Clip

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaUwi2W26pg

Angelina Jolie – Cyborg 2

This is Angelina Jolie before she was Angelina Jolie. Before she was anorexic. And slightly before she bared-it-all in Gia. But damn it, she was still hot, as long as you forget that if you concentrate really hard, she looks just like her father, Jon Voight. Which is really creepy.

Clip

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHpcG-aH_II

Phoebe Legere – The Toxic Avenger Part II

Blonde and bubbly, Phoebe Legere certainly didn’t have enough screen time in this Toxie flick. Even though she later went on to be married by Hunter S. Thompson to a champion bull (look it up), Legere was the perfect compliment to Toxie’s absolute disgustingness.