With the latest movie from Kevin Smith, “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” coming out soon, I thought this would be a good time to take a look at some of the moments from the career of everybody’s favorite pot-smoking, comic book-reading, Star Wars-obsessing director, Kevin Smith.
when Dante and Randal debate whether “Storm Troopers” are innocent bystanders when the Death Star blows up in “Return of the Jedi”.
Reason: This scene puts a hilarious twist on one of the many plot holes that plagued the Star Wars trilogy.
Reason: While he did not write or direct it, Vulgar did have clown rape. Lots and lots of clown rape.
Reason: A preachy and trite movie about religion. While not really that funny or insightful, it had George Carlin – so that has to be worth something, right?
Joey Lauren Adams
Reason: Gave hope to overweight Star Wars geeks that they, too, could sleep with girls way out of their league. Only catch is you still have to be famous. Sorry.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back:
Reason: A garbage movie made more for them than their audience. Yes, we get that you like Star Wars and Pot.
Reason: A movie about a sad attempt at post-teenage, angst. If not for Jason Lee, this movie would have been forgettable, at best.
Reason: Guy meets dyke, dyke and guy fall in love, guy loses dyke. Their I just saved you two hours. You’re welcome.
Catch and Release:
Reason: Are you freaking kidding me? Has pot become so expensive that you have to make a movie where you try to sleep with perennial white trash prom queen Juliette Lewis? On its own this movie is even bad for a chick flick
Reason: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. ‘Nuff said…