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Jane Fonda – Barbarella

Yeah, I know. It’s Jane Fonda. Jane Fonda’s Workout Jane Fonda. But in 1968, Jane Fonda was Barbarella, and Barbarella was hot, traipsing about in her skin-tight swimsuit costumes all about outer space. Grrr!

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Linda Harrison – Planet of the Apes

First, she’s next-to-naked. Second, she never speaks. Third, she’s just plain hot. And if you don’t think so, you’re obviously a god damned dirty ape.

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Gisele Lindley – Forbidden Zone

She’s only wearing her panties in throughout the entire movie. Hell, she could be butt-ugly, but I don’t know. One just gets drawn into the fact that there is a blonde running around all over the damn place dressed only in panties and… nope, only panties.

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Kou Shibasaki – Battle Royale

I know a lot of the Quentin Tarantino fanboys were distracted by the fact that a 16-year-old Chiaki Kuriyama was in Battle Royale, but for my money, future J-Pop star Kou Shibasaki takes the cake as the sexy, cold-hearted Mitsuko Souma.

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Tura Satana – Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

Okay, so I haven’t actually seen this movie, yet, but I do know that Russ Meyer and I have the same taste in women: large-breasted Asian Amazons. Then again, who doesn’t?

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Angelina Jolie – Cyborg 2

This is Angelina Jolie before she was Angelina Jolie. Before she was anorexic. And slightly before she bared-it-all in Gia. But damn it, she was still hot, as long as you forget that if you concentrate really hard, she looks just like her father, Jon Voight. Which is really creepy.

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Phoebe Legere – The Toxic Avenger Part II

Blonde and bubbly, Phoebe Legere certainly didn’t have enough screen time in this Toxie flick. Even though she later went on to be married by Hunter S. Thompson to a champion bull (look it up), Legere was the perfect compliment to Toxie’s absolute disgustingness.

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