Country: USA - Language: English - Parental Guide: NC-17 - Color: Color
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Review
Ah, clowns. For all of the joy and laughter they attempt to bring to children and adults alike, one just cannot help but be creeped out by them. Perhaps it’s the incessant, unwavering smile; it makes it impossible to gauge their emotions, so we see them as sociopathic machines. Maybe it’s the ingrained fear that they are all John Wayne Gacy under the white face and red nose. Regardless of the reason, clowns are fucking scary, and Director Marcus Koch takes advantage of this fact in his 2007 film, 100 Tears.
Gurdy is the king badass of your killer clown genre. Using a cartoon-sized meat cleaver, he out-butchers Pennywise, the Killer Klowns from Outer Space, and Pogo the Clown combined, and within the first quarter of the movie. Killing with indifference, Gurdy mercilessly disembowels girls, slaughters invalids, and tortures teens for the length of the movie. And it never gets old.
Sure, there’s more story to the story (something about tabloid reporters and midgets), but 100 Tears’ true brilliance shines through in the relentless blood-letting and the quite believable and disgusting special effects and makeup. No CGI here, kids; this movie is filled with good, old-fashioned latex-head decapitations and fake-blood bonanzas.
Reason to Watch
For Tampans, 100 Tears is a must-watch as it is filmed locally in Tampa and Gibsonton. For everyone else, watch it for the multiple disembowlings. Does one need more than that?
Context
This film is Koch’s first since his 1997 low-budget punk-gore film, Rot. If someone wants to see what a difference digital recording is making for low-budget filmmakers, watch the two of these movies back-to-back.
Most Memorable Quote(s)
“I wanna kill, Daddy.”
What You Need to Get Through This Movie
Cotton Candy Drink: 1 oz butterscotch schnapps, Mountain Dew Citrus Soda & ice cubes Add Butterscotch Schnapps and Mountain Dew to ice cubes in a Collins glass. Stir and serve. Or Cotton Candy: 2 oz Malibu Coconut Rum 1 oz peach schnapps pink lemonade Pour the Malibu rum and peach schnapps into a cocktail glass. Fill with pink lemonade, or add to taste, and serve.
Trivia
Director Marcus Koch was awesome enough to do an interview for CultFlicks! (Coming Soon… )
Educational Content
- No matter how many people you kill in a movie, it just does not get old if there is enough blood and fake entrails.
- Girls who cut themselves do it because of daddy issues
- Do not go down on a random girl in an alley. Ever.
- Gore movies with hot actresses do not always show tits.
Justification for Rating
Three stars for the gore, one for the clown, and one for the midget. Then I had to subtract a star for the lack of nudity in this NC-17 film.
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Watch free movies online with LOVEFiLM and dare to find a bloodier, nastier one than 100 Tears – you won’t find many!
most definitely a gory, gory film
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Filmed in Tampa? Fuck yeah!
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I think clowns are scary. I have a Kramer complex.
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WTF is a Kramer complex? I think it’s called Coulrophobia, anyhow. I am riddled with Acrophobia.
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The scene where Gurdy cuts open the girls stomach is pure genius. I don’t think it took a lot to do, but the effect was brilliant. Seldom do horror aficionados like myself actually have physical reactions to gore, but if I had a soul, I would totally have had nightmares about that cleaver.
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I’ve had a rough time with clowns for as long as I can remember–it’s gotta be the John Wayne Gacy thing.
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100 Tears is so super-duper cool. Yay for 100 Tears. Yay for my retarded comment about 100 Tears. Bye, bye.
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“WTF is a Kramer complex”
To ansewer that is simple it’s when you barge into random rooms to barrow Jerry Seinfield’s stuff. DUH!
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According to Wikipedia: “The Kramer Complex is a grouping of Kansas State University residence halls on the west side of the university’s Manhattan campus.” However, I believe that it is a disorder where the patient suffers from the inability to correctly identify phobias.
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