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Troll 2 Cult Flicks Night September 11th

Steve — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 17:14:59 +0000

September 11th, 2010 at the Tampa Pitcher Show Cult Flicks Latest Movie Troll 2 “Best Worst Movie”

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4

Cultflicks.net Cult Movie Night Roaring Success

Greg — Fri, 28 May 2010 20:39:52 +0000

Thank you to all those of you who came out to the Cultflicks.net Cult Movie Night at the Tampa Pitcher Show. We had a great turnout and defiantly did our best at the FULL LIQUOR BAR! *cough* well, I know I did, I mean, at least I think I did… but I can’t be sure because I’m pretty sure I blacked out somewhere around King Fausto’s horizontal mambo with Frenchy -- they certainly know how to make a Sangria at the Pitcher Show. Anyway, for those of you who missed it, here is our amazing video introduction.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmlp8QBgUFA

Forbidden Zone Showing at The Tampa Pitcher Show! FREE!

Casey — Fri, 21 May 2010 20:59:00 +0000

CultFlicks and The Tampa Pitcher Show have teamed up to show the Cult Classic, “Forbidden Zone.” Come show your support for naked titties, midget kings, dancing frogs, and weirdness in general.

When, Where, How Much?

Friday, May 21 from 11:00 pm to 1:00 am
The Tampa Pitcher Show
Tickets are $5 each FREE!!!
Directions

What Movie?

Thanks for Your Support!

Greg — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 21:57:22 +0000

Thanks to everyone who came out to The Tampa Pitcher Show on Saturday. It was a great success and we’ve been invited back next month to do another one! Once we’ve gone through all the suggestions for the next movie to show, we’ll have up a poll for you to decide which movie you would like to see! For those of you who were not able to make it, here’s a taste of what you missed!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4q0ifSgPss

Cult Flicks Night at Tampa Pitcher Show

Steve — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 18:49:06 +0000

Cult Flicks and The Tampa Pitcher Show have teamed up to show the Cult Classic, “Toxic Avenger 2.” Come show your support for Super Heroes from New Jersey, gratuitous violence, and wind surfing to Japan!

When, Where, How Much?

Saturday, April 10 from 11:30 pm to 2:00 am
The Tampa Pitcher Show
Ticket are $5 each
Directions

What Movie?

Review of Zontar the Thing From Venus

Greg — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 02:44:08 +0000

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Review

This is not your typical B flick. Written by the great Larry Buchanan, it was cornier the most yet I have to admit I loved it. This was totally worth my time. We start with a rocket scientist, who makes a home made “high power” radio set. With this radio he starts to get messages from Zontar. Zontar is from Venus and thinks Earth people need to see/learn what it’s like to be without “modern” forms of communication. He wants to “be in command of everyone”. People can’t even take a bath without the okay from this Venus weirdo! The rest of the movie I was a little lost. It was hard to follow as nothing really made any sense, however that did not detract from the entertainment factor. I mean the film had these bat looking animals biting people and putting a micro chip in them that made them virtual slaves to Zontar. I guess it could have been worse (you should see Terminal USA) True dramatic genus.

Reason to Watch

Larry Buchanan is often considered in the running for “Worst Director Ever”, along with Ed Woods and Uwe Boll. Like Wood and Boll, you need to see the entire cannon of Buchanan’s work. If you’re not a bad-director aficionado, but you do have a fetish for outer-space control-freaks, you will not be disappointed!

Context

This movie was released in 1966 in Dallas Texas. The culture at the time was seeping with Roswell-style Aliens in desert states (Texas, Arizonia, etc), so filming in Texas made sense – plus it’s the weirdest place in the US.

Most Memorable Quote(s)

“It must come from learning; it must come from the very heart of Man himself.”

What You Need to Get Through This Movie

You need these things:
1) A beer bong and a 12 pack
2) A water bong and a lot of medicinal marijuana
3) A lifelong membership to Star Trek fan-club
4) To lower your IQ as soon as possible.

5)A total love of all things cheesy with a crunchy sci-fi filler!

Trivia

Shot in 16mm and color. It was also made for television, not released in theaters.

Educational Content

If you ever come across a creature from Venus and you are a young, but somewhat unattractive lady, you don’t have a chance of surviving, heck you might shoot yourself! If you are somewhat attractive, all you have to do is stick your chest out, add a little padding if needed and smile!

In extreme situations you may have to disrobe.

Justification for Rating

I gave this movie a 5. It is not the best SciFi of all time, but it looked as though the cast really put their heart into the – great acting for a 60s’-straight-to-TV flick. Plus, you just have to see Zontar.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsCX4wprXHw

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Review of 100 Tears

Casey — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 02:07:03 +0000

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Review

Ah, clowns. For all of the joy and laughter they attempt to bring to children and adults alike, one just cannot help but be creeped out by them. Perhaps it’s the incessant, unwavering smile; it makes it impossible to gauge their emotions, so we see them as sociopathic machines. Maybe it’s the ingrained fear that they are all John Wayne Gacy under the white face and red nose. Regardless of the reason, clowns are fucking scary, and Director Marcus Koch takes advantage of this fact in his 2007 film, 100 Tears.
Gurdy is the king badass of your killer clown genre. Using a cartoon-sized meat cleaver, he out-butchers Pennywise, the Killer Klowns from Outer Space, and Pogo the Clown combined, and within the first quarter of the movie. Killing with indifference, Gurdy mercilessly disembowels girls, slaughters invalids, and tortures teens for the length of the movie. And it never gets old.
Sure, there’s more story to the story (something about tabloid reporters and midgets), but 100 Tears’ true brilliance shines through in the relentless blood-letting and the quite believable and disgusting special effects and makeup. No CGI here, kids; this movie is filled with good, old-fashioned latex-head decapitations and fake-blood bonanzas.

Reason to Watch

For Tampans, 100 Tears is a must-watch as it is filmed locally in Tampa and Gibsonton. For everyone else, watch it for the multiple disembowlings. Does one need more than that?

Context

This film is Koch’s first since his 1997 low-budget punk-gore film, Rot. If someone wants to see what a difference digital recording is making for low-budget filmmakers, watch the two of these movies back-to-back.

Most Memorable Quote(s)

“I wanna kill, Daddy.”

What You Need to Get Through This Movie

Cotton Candy Drink: 1 oz butterscotch schnapps, Mountain Dew Citrus Soda & ice cubes Add Butterscotch Schnapps and Mountain Dew to ice cubes in a Collins glass. Stir and serve. Or Cotton Candy: 2 oz Malibu Coconut Rum 1 oz peach schnapps pink lemonade Pour the Malibu rum and peach schnapps into a cocktail glass. Fill with pink lemonade, or add to taste, and serve.

Trivia

Director Marcus Koch was awesome enough to do an interview for CultFlicks! (Coming Soon… )

Educational Content

No matter how many people you kill in a movie, it just does not get old if there is enough blood and fake entrails.
Girls who cut themselves do it because of daddy issues
Do not go down on a random girl in an alley. Ever.
Gore movies with hot actresses do not always show tits.

Justification for Rating

Three stars for the gore, one for the clown, and one for the midget. Then I had to subtract a star for the lack of nudity in this NC-17 film.

Clip

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBmnE2jyKk8

Review of Werewolf Woman

Greg — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 01:05:43 +0000

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Review

Believe it or not kids, there was once a day when porn was not a mouse click away. Back in those days, we had to find other ways to see boobs, and horror films provided that opportunity. I remember the joys seeing “The Hunger” for the first time, that sexy section of video took some wear and tear I can tell you. So why this relevant? “Werewolf Woman” is basically a softcore porn film masquerading as a horror. The film starts off with a naked woman dancing around a fire before she turns into a werewolf and kills some people.

Flash forward to the “modern” day where distant relative Daniella Neseri (Annik Borel), having been recently raped, now makes an emotional connection to her family’s past before going on a killing spree which includes a lot of the biting out of men’s’ throats. She does not actually turn into a were-wolf; she just acts like one. She is, however, cured when she falls in love with a stuntman. They run along sandy beaches and they laugh and blah blah blah as he jumps through windows and crashes burning motorcycles. Fortunately, before it turns into the prequel to The Notebook, she is raped by three men and her boyfriend is killed. This sets her off again and she ends up in an asylum – typical. This is campy 70’s horror with bright red blood and loads of pointless nudity. Best of all, it’s based on a true story, but any similarities between anyone living or dead is apparently purely coincidental.

Reason to Watch

Porn is pretty easy to get hold of these days, so the number one reason to see this film is out. So my vote goes for the story. Seeing grown women running around, naked, biting out people’s throats is just plain super.

Context

This is a typical 70′s exploitation-horror film staple of Rino Di Silvestro, whose other films included “The Erotic Dreams of Cleopatra”, “Sex Slayer,” and “Love and Death in a Women’s Prison.” The nudity goes beyond what would have been seen in English language horror films and was even dubbed a “video nasty” and banned in the UK.

Most memorable quote(s)

“I saw you making love with Fabin. It was obscene, disgusting, but you liked it.” “Daniella, did you see that fall? Wasn’t it gay!”

What you need to get through this movie

I suggest watching this movie like a teenager from the 80′s. That means a box of tissues and the video remote control so you can fast forward the boring medical stuff.

Trivia

Annik Borel (also in “Blood Orgy of the She Devils”) made two more movies before she quit acting never to be seen again. The film was marketed under several titles including “Daughter of a Werewolf,” “Naked Werewolf Woman,” “Terror of the She Wolf,” and bizarrely in America, “The Wolf Man.” It was also selected by Quentin Tarantino for the First Annual Quentin Tarantino Film Fest in Austin, Texas in 1996. Tarantino had actually never seen the picture before he screened it. He loved it so much that all subsequent Film Fests had a surprise movie added to the end of each all-nighter known as the “Wolf Woman” selection; defined as an outrageous exploitation film sure to wake up the audience. “Wolf Women” selections over the years have included “The Blood Spattered Bride” and “Mighty Peking Man.”

Educational Content

Trained stuntmen can fall off buildings, fly through windows, but can’t take a chair to the back.
You are going to be at least as crazy your ancestors.
Avoid nude women in the woods.
Don’t make a she-wolf give you a blowjob.
She-wolves have really hairy boobs.
Stunt men can’t resist jumping through windows to impress the ladies.

Justification for Rating

This film was a lot of fun, although I could have done with less nudity and more wolf, but I guess the costume and make-up department blew their load on the opening sequence. It’s a great tale of revenge, the wicked are punished and the only victim is everyone else.

Clip

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFM06dzGxCM

Review of Bad Girls Go to Hell

Fan Review – The Child Molester – Part 1

Casey — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 06:39:04 +0000

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP9gos5WfCY
Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Review

It seems that times have not changed since the 1960s, we still warn our kids about stranger danger, when we should really be looking out for Uncle Touchy Feely. Anyway this is a disturbing little film directed at parents telling them to tell their children to stay away from strangers lest they be raped and killed. Shocking? Yes. And you haven’t even seen the real crime photos yet. Although the film is firm on telling parents that they are the ones who should warn their children many kids were subjected to this film at school leaving mental scares and nightmares that would last rest of their life. Kind of ironic, damned if you do, damned if you don’t situation.

Reason to Watch

Well I’m sick in the head so 1960s films about kiddie fiddlers are hilarious. Sure this isn’t the brilliant and far more humorous Boys Beware, but it is still lots of fun watching the Terminator like molester pursue little girls through the woods… that said the ending is a buzz kill.

Context

In the 1950s/60s there was not a problem that existed that could not be solved by a film warning you about it. Among the gods of this genre were Sid Davis, however this film was produced by the Highway Safety Foundation, a company much better known for it’s gory car crash videos used in driver’s ed class.

Most memorable quote(s)

After the girls have been missing 2 hours the narrator says “The grim face of the police brings home the reality of what they might be dealing with.” so much for optimism.

What you need to get through this movie

You need to be in the mind of a molester to enjoy this film. I suggest a bag of sweets, dark glasses, a bow tie and a bucket to vomit in at the climax.

Trivia

This film was swiftly removed after being released. Apparently you don’t need to see the corpses of dead girls to nail a point home.

Educational Content

So much to learn:

Child molesters will only be strangers.
Child molesters might grab your knee in the cinema.
Child molesters have the unyielding drive of a Terminator.
Child molesters often wear sunglasses to hide their identity.

Justification for Rating

Campy classic, but the real world photos of dead girls covered in blood just makes it a little more serious. So enjoy part 1, but prepare for part 2.

Review of Jesse James Meets Frankenstein’s Daughter

Review of Jesse James Meets Frankenstein’s Daughter

CultFlicks — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 04:15:16 +0000

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UmD52VIJ5g
Rating: 2 out of 5 stars

Review

“The movie is about a stupid girl with her unreasonable experiments on men. This was presented by the director in a manner that not everybody can enjoy. Here in this movie their is no need to wonder what madane frankenstein would have actually done with the bulging baldy. she creates if she was given half a chance.

The cock on table changes position between shorts when the wild bunch is telling jessie james the robbery plan and their legendary outlaw of old west jesse james,on the run from marshall,macphee,hides out in the castle.”

Reason to Watch

Relentlessly seriousness take places until end of the movie

Context

Most part of the movie picturized at corrigaville, California usa

Most memorable quote(s)

Maria,”You have already caused the death of three children and violated the graves of others just to make experiments”.

What you need to get through this movie

Movie is just as a comedy, the horror is mixed normally along with comedy

Trivia

This was estelita rodriquez last movie acted, she died on the same year under mysterious circumstances.

Educational Content

Experiments performed by anyone should be done good to the society.

Justification for Rating

Experiments shown in the movie is not useful to the generation at present

Fan Review – The Child Molester – Part 1