Country: France - Language: English - Parental Guide: NR - Color: Color
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Review
A forced dialog film featuring fantastic cars, terrifying mustaches, evil little girls and nonsensical pan shots. If one of your hobbies is to enrage your friends with forced viewings of horrible movies, then this is a great start to your evening. Perhaps you like to play drinking games like “guzzle during the theramin” or “shots for every time 1970s misogyny is unveiled”.
The fruity medium scene is a great place to pause and showcase your favorite inanimate objects. Its time to dust off that embarrassing relic your roommate left behind and do some group storytelling. You should drink some more.
Are you trashed yet? You’ll want to be. Prepare for slow motion creepy doll and ghost scenes.
Reason to Watch
You have a ready available supply of booze, a score to settle, a vintage appreciation of 70s Canadian decor and fruity old ladies.
Context
I love the over stylized heavy 70s furniture which is now coming back into vogue via your local urban outfitters.
Most memorable quote(s)
“Your Mother’s a bitch! She’ll pay for what she did to you!”
What you need to get through this movie
Shots of makers mark served in doll heads.
Trivia
None!
Educational Content
When a family member dies, make sure to burn and salt any images of them, in fact: everything they once owned.
Justification for Rating
Watchable, but then, I have a full bar available to me.
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