Country: USA - Language: English - Parental Guide: R - Color: Color
Do you like video games? Do you like murdering people? Do you think playing video games that murder people is not only awesome, but morally awesome? Death Race 2000 pits you as a viewer, in a game where individuals who are usually burly, unnecessarily aggressive, and drowning in their own testosterone against others where they race, main, and kill each other- to death. the better the kill, the more points. The film, at only 80 minutes, barely gives us any characterization, but not that we expected any from something called Death Race 2000. The film is stupid- extremely almost godly stupid, but unlike many films that are stupid and just not worth watching, Death Race 2000 is more entertaining than any Transformers move of the last decade.
Reason to Watch
Sylvester Stallone plays someone awesome who isn’t Rambo, a career 180.
It is the dystopian future of the year 2000 where people battled for their lives in massive car arenas. In the REAL year 2000, city kids played Nintendo 64 on their 420 resolution tv’s and downloaded songs from Napster at the quick immediate pace of 10 kb a second through their dial-up connection.
Most Memorable Quote(s)
- Matilda the Hun: Whoever named your car the Bull… was only half right!
- Junior: Here he comes: Machine Gun Joe! Loved by thousands, hated by millions!
- Frankenstein: You want to make love to me because I drive the Monster and wear this costume.
What You Need to Get Through This Movie
A Sylvester Stallone plush Rambo doll
Producer Roger Corman did many of the driving himself because the stuntmen were nervous they would get nabbed by cops or driving cars that were not street legal
The original role of Frankenstein was offered to Jane Fonda who found the film too ridiculous to humor with words
- You can transform a terribly beat-up Vokswagan into a badass killing machine with Roger Corman on your side
- Nothing is street legal, really
Justification for Rating
It is hard to rate Death Race 2000 because you know if you will like it or not far before you even watch a minute. a 6 sounds reasonable for a movie that should be awful